”Hey, beating the Raiders is so easy that I can do it while scarfing down some delicious wieners.”
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Oakland-hot-dogs-get-a-big-time-endorsement-from?urn=nfl,198197
When you just paid to see the home team lose in the first 2 minutes of the game. You realize why the games don’t sell out and finally understand that this garbage isn’t even worth televising.